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 Virat  bivi sy:
Mujhy chai to dena.
Bivi ne plate me chai daal k di.

Virat ghussy se bola:
Cup me daal k do.
Bivi: CUP to tera Bap Sarfaraz le jaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat daal =)
msg abi market me new aaya hai ghuma do itna k Virat khOli tak pohnch jaey...!!